Two door shit

A shit of such magnatude that its odour can pentrate through two intermediate doors and enter the adjacent room or corridor.

There are rumours of a three door shit, but these are as yet unfounded.

A four door shit would be legendary.

"Christ! That stinks! Bailey's just done a two door shit!"

by the_caretaker June 9, 2005

Two Dollar Hooker

Cheap-ass and ugly hooker, even worse then a slut.

I'm bored, let's pick up a two dollar hooker and have a good time.

by Frizzy112 March 13, 2011

kill two seals with one club

Accomplish two goals or achieve two ends with one action or plan.

She: The boss is incredibly efficient at organizing his time and conserving his energy.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.

by ring-tailed roarer April 19, 2010

two bagger

A chick so ugly that you put a bag over your head just in case her's falls off.

Look at that ugly bitch. She is definitely a two bagger.

by Dave May 7, 2003

stick two CD's in the same slot

Another reference to when two dudes try to stuff both of their man meat into a chick's pussy. I'm not sure where the origin came from, but I heard the term used on Eminem's response to Mariah Carey's "Obsessed".

"...When me and Luis were tryin to stick two CD's in the same slot."

-Eminem "The Warning"

by banan14kab March 27, 2011

two-call system

The method used by an escort booking agency to ensure maximum utilization of their resources. The objective is have the next customer available on site to ensure minimum down time, but at the same time ensure the previous customer has left and the girl has had a chance to clean up before her next "date".

The first call will provide general location information (such as the name of a hotel) while the second call (which occurs after arrival at the location) will provide more detailed information such as a room number.

After making an appointment with the agency, it was a standard two-call system to get to the girl's room.

by daed November 2, 2011

the lesser of two evils

when one is presented with 2 bad choices. the person chooses the one that has less of a consequence.

my mom wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes but i didnt want her too. it was either
1.) i let her drive drunk to get them herself
2.) i get her the pack of cigarettes
i chose to get her a pack of cigarettes because it was the lesser of two evils

by Rocky.L August 19, 2008