TWAT

A fool.

Pronounced 'twart' by Americans for some reason.

"He's, like, a total twart!"
"Pardon?"
"Like, a twart".
"Huh?"
"Y'know, a fool, idiot, dolt, silly-thing, beastly-man".
"Oh! A TWAT!"
"That's what I said, man".
"No you didn't".

by andy January 7, 2007

twat

lucifer

Honestly, I need to not hold back and just say it plainly, lucifer is nothing more than a pussy, a fucking twat, a weak bitch, throneless, a fucking footstool under Christ's feet.

by sum.fukn.dude April 18, 2022

Twat.

A person that uses the social messaging site Twitter.

Lance Armstrong can't help being a twat.
My friend bought an Iphone - now he's a twat.
No-one cares about anything I say - I'm a sad twat.
Stop being a twat it's your shot.

by curling card February 17, 2010

twat

The second step in the tweeting metric equal to ten tweets.

I've been tweeting so much that I must have at least two twats this week.

by agentkooper May 18, 2010

Twatting

The female equivalent of the tea-bag. I.e. To dip ones "twat" onto another's face.

Bro, that party got crazy last night. Vicky totally twatted elle when she passed out on the couch! Twatting is hilarious!

by Twat1000000 October 14, 2012

Twat

12-14 years old pakistani beta male that is studying in the learning alliance and associate weather with his online fursona

riptyide is a twat

by NotIkazune June 23, 2021

Twat

A vulgar word used for someone (usually a girl) who is extremely rude, mean, or extremely slutty.

Another word for a woman's vagina

Likened to cunt

Wow, Courtney is the biggest twat I know

by allforfree September 9, 2012