mexican brown trout

A large light brown in color terd that hangs above the water about an inch. Thus simulating a trout being released into the wild.

Man billy just released the biggest mexican brown trout back into the wild.

by dixie4x4 July 14, 2006

Rainbow Trout

1. A very colorful, very homosexual fish.
2. A word most commonly used in the phrase, "Peace out, Rainbow Trout."

Person1: Hey man, I gatta go; there's pandas mauling my grandma. Peace out, Rainbow Trout!
Person2: Yar, peace.

by Crau February 11, 2010

trout tickling

Trout tickling is the art of rubbing the underbelly of a trout using fingers.1 If done properly, the trout will go into a trance-like state after a minute or so, and can then easily be thrown onto the nearest bit of dry land.2 The technique was a common practice used by boys, poachers and working men in times of economic stress, particularly during the 1930s depression-era.34 Poachers using the method required no nets, rods or lines or any other incriminating equipment if apprehended by the police or gamekeepers.

"Trout tickling" The fish are watched working their way up the shallows and rapids. When they come to the shelter of a ledge or a rock it is their nature to slide under it and rest. The poacher sees the edge of a fin or the moving tail, or maybe he sees neither; instinct, however, tells him a fish ought to be there, so he takes the water very slowly and carefully and stands up near the spot. He then kneels on one knee and passes his hand, turned with fingers up, deftly under the rock until it comes in contact with the fish's tail. Then he begins tickling with his forefinger, gradually running his hand along the fish's belly further and further toward the head until it is under the gills. Then comes a quick grasp, a struggle, and the prize is wrenched out of his natural element, stunned with a blow on the head, and landed in the pocket of the poacher.

by Fresh-esci-beatz May 28, 2009

trouser trout

Best served smothered and covered in underwear!

Do I got a Big Mac?? How 'bout a nice big serving of trouser trout, assclown?

by J. Malik March 18, 2006

Old Trout

An older woman, delusional about her sexual allure, who dresses, flirts or otherwise behaves in a manner inconsistent with her age and appearance.

Sylvia creeped me out when she asked me to dance last night. I just side-stepped the old trout, and she ended up dancing with Richard.

by Mortimer Overhill October 16, 2011

Appalachian yard trout

An Appalachian yard trout is a slang term for an earthworm. Coined by Stephen Colbert on his Oct. 13 2009 show.

"Ummmm this Appalachian yard trout is delicious, where did you get it?"

by canadiancolbertfan October 14, 2009

Trout

Noun. A perfect match for a Salmon

Synonyms: Special. Unique.

For years, Salmon swam through all the waters the world had to offer. He had seen oceans and seas, rivers and lakes, ponds and streams; and he had met many fish along the way. However, when he came across this particular fish, in a pond he never would've expected, he was stunned. Never in his wildest, fishy dreams, did he ever imagine he would find a fish as perfect for him, as he was for her. From the moment they first met, he believed in love at first sight, because in his heart he knew, he was her Salmon, and she was his Trout.

by SalmonLovesTrout4ever October 2, 2016