teddy bruckshot

A shotgun

My opps dash when they see my teddy bruckshot

by MrWhitewall69 November 6, 2017

Treadneck

Treadneck - Nascar fan. Treadneck in its noun form is also a term for a Nascar driver.

(n.) That treadneck actually got used tires from a race and planted them in his yard.

(v.) I'm treadneckin' this weekend! Yee Haw!

by Nathan Christian August 26, 2007

treadmill season

around mid-November to early March, when it becomes too cold to continue to run outside and you are forced to move your runs inside to a treadmill.

Oscar, the buff guy who works at the gym: Haven't seen you in a long time, mate.

Dakota: Came to hit the treadmill. It's treadmill season.

Oscar: Cheers!

by WaffleParty November 20, 2010

Terddler

A toddler that acts and behaves like a real terd.

Your son is a real terddler. He won’t sit still and he smeared his feces on my new wallpaper earlier.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

glass treadmill

adj. Used to comment on the physical appearance of someone who is (or is suspected of) smoking pure methamphetamine (also known as P).

Yo, that dude Jay is looking real skinny, like he's been running on the glass treadmill.

by Andreas from NZ July 2, 2007

Treading waters

Is before becoming out of control , one step from becoming a habitual line crosser

Bitch you're treading waters right now...step back.

by Carabear77 March 29, 2015

Teddy Smash

When a meathead, or generally dumb and strong person, violently smashes things with his bare fists. Also used to make fun of any meathead. A person like this usually also fistpumps like he is repeatedly stabbing someone.

Harmless Onlooker: Holy shit hes going to Teddy Smash that 2x4.
(Meathead smashes 2x4 with his fists like he is the fuckin hulk or something)
Meathead: TTTTTEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY SSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Shesthereasonforthewordbitch September 20, 2010