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rat travels

(n) Rodent track marks. rodent trailings.

Phrase use because rodents i.e. mice and rats cannot hold their bowels and thus they leave a continuous trail of poo and urine which leaves obvious trail stains on furniture, along walls, inside cupboards etc.
This couch is full of rat travels! This box of food you had in storage shows signs of rat travels.
by thaibu April 22, 2010
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Travel dildos

Ohhhhhh I need to use my travel dildos I forgot mine at home
by Blackmagic0o0 February 24, 2021
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sleep traveling

When you go somewhere that requires you to drive or use mass transit and when you get there you forgot how you got there, or in the worst of cases, the entire previous synopsis from the point of supposed "waking up".

This is common after a heavy night of drinking, when you have a routine that owns your life, or when you get morning wood so bad it takes what needed blood there is from your head to wake up fully.
Mr. Garglewitz was on his way to work. He was low in the eyes but seemingly awake, very awake. He carried out his normal, bleak, and depressing routine with pinpoint accuracy. When he reached his hamster cage, or cubicle as earthlings would call it, he finally woke up from his sleep realizing that he was at work. When he came to this realization he could not remember what had happened or how he got there. He experienced a very pronounced case of sleep traveling.
by The see-ma-wae January 22, 2010
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Travel agent

Danny from love island because any girl that went near him went to the airport
by Travel agent July 9, 2019
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Checklist traveler

One who frequents a place/country/city just to say that they've been there. Checklist travelers tend to only visit for very short periods of time but will brag that they have 'done' that place.
Barry : Everything in Thailand is amazing! I love the exotic culture and the landscape. All the people are so warm!
Sally: Sounds amazing! Where did you go?
Barry: Bangkok, it was a 24 hour stop-over on my way to Australia.
Sally: Barry, you're such a checklist traveler.
by Julezsorensen April 11, 2017
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Dark travel

Dude its fucking johnathan gd kinda shit its cool level might even beat it some day and also... Dual gamemode is the best gamemode.
Person : did u see him play that cool level what is It called again

Person 2 : dual gamemode is the best gamemode

Person 3 : dual gamemode is the best gamemode -dark travel man
by wNohan October 12, 2021
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travel envy

The envy and jealousy one feels watching travel channel hosts go around the world to beautiful, exciting destinations and you're stuck at home on the couch. travel, travel channel, destination, exotic locations, women, rich, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, baller, Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Samantha Brown, world traveler
I got major travel envy every time I see the Hawaiian Islands on that travel network. I must keep saving, so I can go before I die.
by joecoolthefool June 13, 2016
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