Track-bashing

Deep throated right to the base by a lady wearing braces or a retainer.

I had Missy service me in the front seat last night while stuck in traffic. Her braces don't bother me; I love a bit of track-bashing.

by sausage mcgee September 24, 2018

track home

The one look achieved when you've reached the height of plastic surgery. Duck lips, Botox, and silicon everything.

When I watch reality Tv, it's hard to tell these Track Homes apart.

by David Hern December 12, 2017

posi tracks

To take a crap and leave streaks of shit on the inside of a toliet bowl.

Bob: Hey man you might want to clean your toilet.
Doug: Why is that?
Bob: I left so many posi tracks on that toilet it looks like the tire marks from a nascar doing a victory celebration.

by grabber383 December 7, 2010

tinkle tracks

The spots of pee that are visable on a gals pants or skirt after taking a pee. Usually caused by excessive alcohol or being in a hurry.

Cindy was in such a hurry to get to her meeting that she had tinkle tracks on her pants after she left the bathroom.

by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

Off track

When school is over and summer break has started.

Do you have school tomorrow? No im off track.

by GreenJonathan June 14, 2018

bomb track

Another term for cool that soccer players use on a regular basis because they think saying bomb track is actually bomb track.

Mama: So Bryan, how was your evening last night?
Bryan: Yo, um dude, so check it out, I took down a big Hebrew National last night, and that shit was bomb track.
Mama: I love you

by jimmythegun January 25, 2008

track record

A person's history of intense relationships (such as boyfriend /girlfriend or one night stand) with (usually) the opposite sex. Usually used to gauge whether it's worth it to go after someone.

"I was thinking about going after the girl in my math class, but then I found out her track record and she's all about the bling."

by Nicholas Lai September 12, 2005