torgle

Robot loving, bubble bath taking rosy faced prostitutes, who hides mysterious things in their closets, and keeps handcuffs hooked to their bed.

Your so torgle-ish.

by *that one chick* April 19, 2009

torpedo

Verb: when a woman KNOWINGLY rubs her breast(s)against a male "accidentally" for effect. A form of flirtation or teasing that can be explained away as a mistake if needed. Often done "innocently" on dates when you like him.

"If you Torpedo Derek there's no way he'll be able to ignore you any longer."

by Humble1 April 5, 2009

Torkle

The act of males to masturbate on a Biscuit the last one of masturbate must eat the biscuit

Synonym: soggy biscuit

My cousin and i torkled in the living room.

by Torkle5 January 27, 2009

Stealth Torpedo

When you're having a one night stand and the girl's performance is lacking and unsatisfiying you leave a Stealth Torpedo in order to let her know to step up her game. After the unsatisfying sexual experience the unimpressed man takes a shit in the bed of the girl while she is in the bathroom or shower after her poor showing in the horizontal tango. Then the man dresses quickly and leaves before she comes back into the room. If the man is a brave soldier than he will sit outside her window in order to hear the anger/repulsion coming from her bedroom as she discovers the torpedo has struck her bed with a direct hit which usually results in a hearty belly laugh coming from the male.

Tom was so unimpressed with Sarah's performance in bed, he had to give her a stealth torpedo to let her know to try a little harder next time.

by M. Sill Squared January 21, 2009

Torleif

Torleif's are the sexiest and most handsome creatures on planet earth. The name is ONLY used for people born with a abnormally large set of testicles. Beautiful women will there for flock around Torleif's on a daily basis. Pretty much every person on earth loves Torleif because of his great personality. Being a Torleif is pretty much being the definition of manliness but about 100 times better in every way, shape or form. He is the Great grandfather of Thor and the slayer of the devil. Only if you match all of these requirements you can live up to the name, Torleif.

He might be a god, but he's no Torleif.

by Hejsan svejsan November 13, 2017

torpedo

Torpedo, noun: When smoking a joint or blunt, the smoker leaves an inch or more of the joint or blunt to constitute a torpedo, otherwise they're just roaches.

"Hey bro, got any weed?"
"I have about 4 torpedoes and 6 roaches in my ash tray."

by wolftone1916 October 3, 2013

Turple

1. A Turtle That is Purple
2. A Cute Novelty Cute name

Wow, Look at that Sexy Turple

by AngieCakes October 10, 2006