Dealer’s Teddy

A person who sucks up to a drug dealer, but the dealer likes them because they overcharge them for easy money. “Teddy” references teddy bear, meaning they often appear harmless and easy to rob.

Damn that boy Charlie really a Dealer’s Teddy, he payin 50 a 8th for reggie

by Randompersondoingdumbshit April 28, 2022

Teddy Roosevelting

The act of bagging some large game (i.e. water buffalo, rhino, whale, elephant, hog, fatty, BBW, etc.) and taking her home for an evening of shameful pleasure.

Dude, Jason is straight Teddy Roosevelting. He just bagged a water buffalo and took her to pound town. He's definitely gonna try and put his big toe in that tonight.

by ChiFrank August 11, 2014

Teddy Bombed

When your kid turns on the music box of their build-a-bear then throws it in your bed while you're sleeping, and runs off.

"I was sleeping in on Saturday, having the best dream ever, when I got teddy bombed by my kid. Her bear plays iCarly music (shudders)."

by Young Parent April 25, 2010

Teddy rimskin

The piece of skin that is removed from your penis when you are circumcised

Hey Eddie do you still have your teddy rimskin?

by Ofchinik April 5, 2023

Teddy cat

A cat who decieves you with his cuddles then farts.

Aww its a teddy cat! oh no. I smell fartz.

by Annatwodicks March 22, 2010

Bush teddy

A Bush teddy is a poop that is excreted outdoors. Generally, in the bush.

Ah, that's just Byron doing a Bush teddy. Hurry up ya fuck.

by Willhelmthecreator April 18, 2022

Teddy groves

Sticky one, rude guy, who thinks to highly of himself. Tell any teddy groves he’s not gods gift.

Friend: you see that guy
Other friend: he’s acting like teddy groves

by TEDDY GROVES January 31, 2021