Teddy groves

Sticky one, rude guy, who thinks to highly of himself. Tell any teddy groves he’s not gods gift.

Friend: you see that guy
Other friend: he’s acting like teddy groves

by TEDDY GROVES January 31, 2021

Teddy rimskin

The piece of skin that is removed from your penis when you are circumcised

Hey Eddie do you still have your teddy rimskin?

by Ofchinik April 5, 2023

fly teddy

A fly teddy is when someone is dressed up on a night like prom. And they look real stunning and remind u of a soft teddy bear. You jus want to give them a hug whether you kno them or not.

Yo look at him in his suit, he look lik a fly teddy!

by AprilBaby_21 April 22, 2011

Teddy John

Teddy John is straight up amazing. There is not anyone better. Teddy John always knows what to say to take your breath away. He loves to surprise you and sometimes scare you. He thinks it's funny. It is funny. He has the sexiest body and the best dick. It should win an award. He is a hard worker and loves his woman. He has at least 10 nicknames. He also nicknames his woman too, things like butta-fly or muffin. She is the luckiest woman in the world. Teddy John makes life wonderful. He loves meat and his favorite side dish is always smooth mashed potatoes. He likes to bang popsicles after dinner and cuddle on the couch. Usually he falls asleep on the couch and stumbles to bed later. He's got potential to be rich. Like really rich. Teddy John will steal your heart. He is loyal, more than a puppy. He has a sense of humor that will always have you laughing. The wit. None is better. If you find a Teddy John. Keep him close. Hold him tight. Treat him right. Love him ALLLLL night. He deserves the world. He does. He would give it to you. He will change your life.

Damn, who is that girl with?? He is so fucking fine.... oh, that's Teddy John. He has the best cock in the world. It's true. Look it up. It won an award.

by Buttaflymuffin November 7, 2017

Bug teddies

a cause of obsessive fear, anxiety, or irritation.

Paperwork and incorrect fonts are our worst bug teddies.

by four20lady May 28, 2021

Dealer’s Teddy

A person who sucks up to a drug dealer, but the dealer likes them because they overcharge them for easy money. “Teddy” references teddy bear, meaning they often appear harmless and easy to rob.

Damn that boy Charlie really a Dealer’s Teddy, he payin 50 a 8th for reggie

by Randompersondoingdumbshit April 28, 2022

Teddy Roosevelting

The act of bagging some large game (i.e. water buffalo, rhino, whale, elephant, hog, fatty, BBW, etc.) and taking her home for an evening of shameful pleasure.

Dude, Jason is straight Teddy Roosevelting. He just bagged a water buffalo and took her to pound town. He's definitely gonna try and put his big toe in that tonight.

by ChiFrank August 11, 2014