tissue break

The next best excuse to ditch a class after bathroom break

Student: hey Mr Garwood can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: No, you Just had lunch

Student: Uhh can I go get a tissue?

Teacher: sigh... Alright go get your tissue break

by epic faptime November 12, 2013

tissue twister

remnant tissue resembling a unicorns horn after wiping , often found on a toilet seat or sometimes

amongst one's anal hair.

upon wiping I felt a sharp twinge around my anus and low and behold a piece of tissue had tornadoed itself around my ring hair,a tissue twister is born

by freakee fairee May 18, 2015

Tiesy Upsy

The Australian variety of the hallowed art of Shibiari, whereas the Japanese version is focused on the symmetry of knots and rope lines, Tiesy Upsy is mainly focused on just tying the bitch up.

"What would you say...if maybe just maybe, I had a little Tiesy Upsy going on in the bedroom"

by The-remedy June 11, 2018

tissekone

A "tissekone" is the danish word for vagina.

"Oh fuck my tissekone!"

by Klamfyr March 14, 2018

Tissue Issues

When You Finger/Jerk Yourself Of To Much And Tou Use To Much Tissue To Clean It Up But Later On You Do It Again But Run Out Of Tissues

James:I Wanked Off So Hard Last Night And Ran Out Of Tissue
Rebecca:You Have Some “Tissue Issues”

by LegendaryUrban October 10, 2018

Tisseypoo

Sick lad who laughs at dead goats.

tisseypoo is laughing about Charlie again.

by Boogy woogy November 13, 2019

Sticky Tissue

After you ejaculate you clean up with a tissue and some of the tissue sticks.

Bruh I was waxing the old pipe and when I finished I had a major case of sticky tissue.

by ModernVocabGuy January 9, 2016