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thunder mug tool kit

What every toilet should have to ensure a confident and successful shit.Beside the basic toilet brush and commode plunger,a hatchet for chopping megaturds into flushable units,a pair of bar-b-que tongs for unjamming toilet paper clogs and at least one elbow length rubber glove for retrieving cell phones and wallets accidentally dropped in the toxic soup.A pair of grass clippers also comes in handy for snipping off stalled turds that come halfway out and stop and are too dense to be pinched off by sphincter action alone.
I keep my thunder mug tool kit in a bucket right beside the toilet.
by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011
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Arctic Thunder Sex

When a female achieves orgasm after riding the vibrating seat of an 'Arctic Thunder' snowmobile racing arcade game. Similar to the effect of a Sybian, this real event is made even more amazing when it occurs inside of a busy Chuck E Cheese's
Tom: "What did you and your girlfriend do last night Jake?"

Jake: "We went to fun world and had Arctic Thunder Sex."
by Isaac_Rath_124 September 26, 2009
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cum guzzling thunder cunt

A cum guzzling thunder cunt is a word used as an insult which fits many situations... can be interpreted many ways..one of which is a person that loves swallowing cum and gets around A LOT.. also typically a bitch and or whore.
1)You know what, fuck you, your just a good for nothing cum guzzling thunder cunt.

classic dialogue: 2)
duchebag 1: asshole
duchebag 2: cocksucker
duchebag 1: cum guzzling thunder cunt
duchebag 2: *speechless*
by MX|Racer141 August 1, 2006
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War Thunder

War Thuder is a -pay to win- free to play MMO featuring lots of Russian bias, ships , planes, and tanks.
Hey bro lets play war thunder
Nah sorry 7.7 is ruined by italy.
by CykaSucc February 18, 2019
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Thunder Cannons

"Did you see Christina in there? damn shes got huge Thunder Cannons!"
by Blake Ellestud September 22, 2006
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Thunder Britches

Someone who farts a lot or lets really loud farts.
Never go to a nice restaurant with Jeremie, he can't control his thunder britches, SOOO embarassing.
by SakeenahQ8 February 17, 2009
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thinesh

The most loveable and caring person ever. He’s so determined with his one true loveable and that’s one thing u can admire. He’s been so hurt thru his life but yet tries to make everyone happy. Jus wish she could go out with me instead
Thinesh is amazing
by Unamious lover November 15, 2020
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