Thor

A fat bastard who plays fortnite all day. Doesn't get a job and would probably kill his brother for money

Let's play get help thor

by Kiste511 November 22, 2021

Thor Lo

Thor, if Thor was JLo

Thor lo has a meaty arbys #3 but gah damn it had extra sauce on the side.

by joe_mamma_#3 May 23, 2022

Thor

Chris Hemsworth

Thor is hot

by Thor'Gf November 23, 2021

Thor

The fat ass who is unhappy that his mom died. And so he goes home and plays Fortnite like a virgin

Me: Your such a Thor
Friend: Just because I play Fortnite doesn't mean I'm Thor

by tHOR fAG April 29, 2019

Thor's Hammer Dilemma

(n) When a sole character uses a trait or object that needs a specific criterion to be met in order for it to be used or wielded, when in actuality many other characters possess the same criteria and thus should be able to also use or wield it. Case in point, Marvel's Thor and his hammer, Mjolnir.

Becomes more glaring when characters who should be able to use the trait or object are shown to not be able to.

Jake: "I have a sword that can only be used by those with a pure heart, great wisdom, and the pursuit of justice. You can try to use it Lloyd, but I doubt you'll muster it..."

Oh. Well, Lloyd also has those attributes, he's honestly better than Jake in terms of wisdom, so he should be able to use that sword.

Lloyd: "Urgh! I can't pick it up!"

Are you fucking kidding me... Another Thor's Hammer Dilemma? Can't these writer's just make these weapons work via DNA or make the surrounding characters less similar?

by theonewhoflops September 20, 2025

Thor Skywalker

Talking to other women pretending your partner doesnt exist only for them to get sent screenshots

I told him to do the thor Skywalker and he started messaging other females telling them I didn't exist

by Dictionary man of the world May 18, 2021