thick thighs

thighs that are not fat, yet have great size. allowing one to not break a chick during sex. thighs that don't usually jiggle, but a lil jiggling ain't gonna do anybody no harm.

Chase: So you like em fat then?
Tyson: No, i like em thick...with THICK THIGHS!

by goat fucker April 29, 2004

Timmy Thick

A super thick gay boy who was actually a fucking 2 year Harvard social experiment.

Now that I know Timmy Thick was fake, 2 years of my life have been wasted.

by Mksaintsfan May 12, 2018

Thick piss

Another word for diarrhea.

I pushed to hard with that thick piss and got wicked splash back

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

thick

a word used for a girl when she has a big butt and big thighs

Dat girl is thick

by miss crazy sexy cool August 21, 2003

Blood is thicker than water

The ties that bind are stronger when it comes to family than people outside the family (e.g., friends, colleagues, strangers, etc.).
Blood = family (though not necessarily related by blood, such as husband and wife)
Water = non-family

1) "Don't trust anyone outside the family. Blood is thicker than water. Never forget that."

2) A man wakes up from a coma to find all of his family around him. Man: "Where are all my friends? They said they would be there for me no matter what!"
Nurse: "I suppose it's true what they say: blood is thicker than water."

3) "Why did this man's friends show up to his funeral, yet none of his family did?"
"Well... I guess water is thicker than blood!" (the opposite can also be used for dramatic effect)

by Skeptikai March 23, 2013

Thick'd

Doing something fucking stupid and expecting a better result than what happened because the Thick'd person just got fucked.

We ran towards a building and you ran over to another house and you are the only one with a rocket launcher and we died. Yea of course we got Thick'd - Freniij

by Freniij September 28, 2017

Timmy Thick

The gayest ni🅱🅱a you will ever lay your eyes on 😭. Basically he's some famous dude on instagram that acts like a thot for views. Not sure if all his chromosomes are accounted for, and his gender remains a mystery to this day. Timmy thick is the embodiment of autism 💯

Person 1: "I like Timmy thick"
Person 2: "I never knew you had autism"

by HANZ_DRACHEN April 26, 2017