Brown Wizard

A wicked man of ancient folk-lore believed to pray victim to those who squatted over a chamber pot for more than 5 minutes. The legend of the Brown Wizard is both fascinating and startling in the way of his practices. Once he finds the unsuspecting crowcher, he then extends his hand into a space-shit-time continuum, reaching out from the chamber pot and relieving men's souls thru the anal cavity.
I’d like to spend more time in the bathroom, but I can feel the Brown Wizard has his gaze focusing on my Eye of Sauron...
by The Cartogropher February 15, 2014
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wizard lizard

When you and your significant other cosplay as lizards during intercorse (also see furry) while casting spells at one another.
I came so hard after Wizard Lizard. Fireball was the money shot.
by BEUTYFLAEKS November 04, 2017
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Wizard Gooch

The affliction whereby you have no hair on any part of your body, save of course, your gooch. It thereby forms a long, wispy, dry, itchy, gandalfian beard between your genitalia and cinnamon ring.
Adam: I bet Holly gets cold, she has no hair anywhere on her body
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong
by Raptorcocksucker July 01, 2013
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Angry wizard

When a man is hitting it doggy style and he’s about to nut, he pulls out just before and dribbles spit onto the girls lower back to imitate cum. When she turns around to clean him up he angrily ejaculates in her face yelling “Shazaaam!” While using his dick as if it was a wand.
She thought I was finished but instead I gave her an angry wizard to the fore head
by Eskeeetit February 13, 2018
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Random Wizard

fat loser who makes shitty videos
did u see Random Wizard’s video today? it was dog shit!
by stagegoat69 November 06, 2019
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Wizards Sunday

The name given to a Saturday that feels like a Sunday
"Dude, what day is it?"

"It's Saturday, Man"

"Oh, I guess it's a Wizards Sunday"
by blueturtlejelly November 17, 2020
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Wizard of Oz

The Wizard of Oz is a movie classic. It's the most watched family movie of all times.

The Wizard of Oz opened in theaters on August 25, 1939 and has since became the best- loved movie in history.
Linda has never seen "The Wizard of Oz" , the most watched movie in the world. GOOD LORD!!!
by Siskel/Ebert June 30, 2023
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