hairy beaver

A hairy poon tang.

Yea she was hot but she had a hairy beaver.

by d bwog May 14, 2005

Hairy Duke

When a man is administered anal cunnilingus whilst his partner accurately excerpts Duke Nukem quotes.

While giving me a Hairy Duke, my girlfriend regrettably said "Blow it out your ass".

by Chancellor Palpatine September 23, 2011

hairy ass

an ass that has imense amounts of hair on it

one time Dj leaned over in english class and me and giselle gasped as we saw a big fat hairy ass pop out at us our eyes started to tear as we stared with disgust

by katie April 13, 2004

hairy ass

Imposing. Daunting. Worthy of contemplation and great respect. Fearsome.

Martha had a big old hairy ass Dodge pickup that could go anywhere.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

hairy timbit

n. a lewd gesture by which a man allows one of his testicles to protrude from his zipper, then asks someone if he or she would like a "hairy timbit."

John: (testicle out) "Would you like a hairy timbit?"

Emily: (looking him in the face) A what? (then looking down) O fuck you!

by tneveca August 26, 2009

hairy muff

a variation of the phrase 'Fair Enough'

"town tonight?"
"hairy muff"

by katpee July 14, 2006

hairy nipples

Hair that grows on the nipple, mainly on young Italian boys around 12 - 18. This hair is famous for growing on Tyler J. C.

Kayley : Hey Sara, have you seen Tyler's nipples?
Sara: Yeah, but we don't talk about it.
Kayley: Why?
Sara: Because, Tyler's very sensitive of his hairy nipples!
Kayley: Oh. ohkay.

by saralizohemgee July 15, 2009