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Puppy Flapjack

A sexual position used by cross country/track runners where a guy give a girl a cream pie while in doggy-style and the girl uses the male's ball-sack to "sponge" up the sperm, she then proceeds to eat the ball-sack like a flapjack.
Guy- "C'mon baby let me cum in you."
Girl- "Ok, but let me puppy flapjack you."
by King's Fork Honey Badger August 14, 2012
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Flapjacks

A mixture of flour and eggs made into a delicious, fluffy, circle shaped food.

Usually had on Saturday or Sunday morning with maple syrup.
"Dude, want to come over tonight? My mom's gonna make flapjacks in the morning!"
by Pancakes>Flapjacks March 31, 2019
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Flapjack Fannie

A woman with exceptionally large aerolla's.
by Admiral7Awesome August 5, 2018
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the flapjack

When the bottom in missionary does a backwards somersault into a doggy-style blowjob
____ is amazing in bed, she did the flapjack and I came in seconds

I was so close to finishing in her, but she pulled the flapjack rq and I came in her mouth
by foodie420 March 9, 2022
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flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.
Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass."
by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016
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Flapjacked

For a male to place his testicles on another person would be called " teabagged". Being" FLAPJACKED" would be a female placing her vaginal lips on another person.
Oh my god I passed out last night and one of my girlfriends "flapjacked " me while I was asleep.!
by Christo357_1369 September 11, 2019
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flapjack

When a man shits on woman's chest and she squishes it between her breasts and eats it.
Person 1: DUDE I totally gave that girl a flapjack! Person 2: Your fucked in the head!
by KrazyLuke360 December 13, 2010
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