blob sucker

when someone dares to suck your blob

hey Micheal, don't you even fucking dare to suck my blob again you fucking blob sucker!
* Micheal proceeds to suck his blob *

by brigidonzio January 5, 2022

Blob

A girl named Amelia

Amelia is a fat Blob

by Hejddodn September 16, 2023

Go commit Blob

Committing suicide because you are an attention whore and nobody gives you attention so you are depressed.

You: i'm so depressed nobody likes my postcards collection i worked so hard on
Somebody: Go commit Blob

by WH1T3_No1SE March 25, 2019

Team blob

A sexy, beautiful team of 7th graders. The team consists of 4 members, called Blob, marmita, shentzoora and jeripiltan. They are gods who are also very sexy.

You're not gonna believe who I saw today... Team blob!!!! They're even sexier irl.

by Punkjunk November 12, 2023

Blobbing

Saying a lot of stuff that is likely to be false, the reason might be is because that person tries to be one of these cool guys

Bro, why is this guy blobbing the whole class?

by Va1man November 17, 2025

Blob

Something with a simple, rounded shape, usually flacid, and sometimes with a simple face, the eyes being black dots and the mouth (if it has one) being a line

You are a pink blob inside a skeleton that is inside of a meat suit.

by starmaxt April 9, 2022

Bra blob

A form of fat occurring from the backside of a bra due to how tight the bra is

My mom had big bra blob yesterday

by Sebastian hiney February 28, 2021