Bed Trap

A system of causing a girl to default to sit/ lay in your bed by creating a bed room without any other comfortable seating options.

Person 1: Sara came over last night
Person 2: Word? Did you get any action?
Person 1: Yeah obviously dude, I bed trapped her.

by house_of_cards2 June 01, 2010

Bed Head

A nickname you use for people with horrible hair in the morning

Alexander woke up and saw that he had bedhead, so he used his bed head hair product to fix it.

by Em945 September 18, 2016

Jubeesh's Bed

A communal area for expats to gather on arrival to the Netherlands, wherein pictures are taken of the newly arrived expat in a "Paint me like French Girl" pose. It is mandatory that only underwear are worn to cover the nether regions and socks.

Lads... Last night I did a shoot in Jubeesh's bed.

by The Anonymous Defined June 08, 2019

crapping the bed

Crapping the bed means to do so horribly bad on something such as a test. If you crapped the bed you didn't do good on a test

Aww man I crapped the bed on that math test

He sure crapped the bed on that test

So far im crapping the bed on this unit

by crooxtor January 31, 2014

bed the bone

tucking your boner into your waistband, it needs to sleep

homie 1: "yeah I need to bed the bone, it's been up all day."
homie 2: "go to a fucking doctor"

by thisisaregret July 14, 2017

ghetto bed

A bare mattress on the floor. Possibly soiled.

"He's in there lying on his ghetto bed playing video games." "Ben hit that thing up in the spare room on a ghetto bed."

by Bensjammin September 21, 2011

Mega Bed

noun) two beds pushed together in Hagerstown Hall to create one MegaBed when your roommate leaves you.

”Yo, Haley, were you sad when your roommate left unexpectedly? No, I created Mega Bed to fill the void."

by kerb-stirer November 22, 2019