Dirty Arthur

The act of putting menstrual blood into a condom and diarrhoea into another condom, then stapling the two condoms to the nipples of a 47 inch tall dwarf and then cut small holes into them and milk the dwarf into a girls mouth and cum in her mouth too to create a smoothie. If you wish, you can then kiss the girl so that she can share the smoothie with you or you can let her have all of it.

Person 1: How was it with my sister last night?
Person 2: Amazing. We had sex and then I gave her a Dirty Arthur.
Person 1: Ew thats my sister!

by DontSaveTheTurtles August 11, 2022

Master arthur

A vampire werewolf that lives in Quebec

age 108
Master of the phantomhive estate
Is married to ciel phantomhive
Have two children daniel reniska and Lexie reniska

Shall we go to the store master Arthur

by Sir re Phantomhive September 10, 2021

Arthur Dumelod

Fatass, ugly ass, frog-looking ass, no class, full of gas, eating grass, cracking glass, extra mass, hard pass, lower class, blowing gas, loves Xmas, dude

is that Arthur Dumelod
oh ya he's ugly

by wanna play just dance February 24, 2019

Arthur Love

Arthur is un-important what it is... And it's very hard to explain... There are 5 stages... 100% is very sexual lol = It can be painful, but if pulled off right feels 1,000,000,000 times nicer than heaven. That is of course if it's done in the right place tooooooo..... =D Only two brave souls have had arthur love and are still alive.... Martin and Catie.

Martin made arthur love to Catie =D

by Arthur_is_kl December 14, 2008

prince arthur

A penis piercing located upon the shaft. It is quite the impressive ordeal that women (especially those with large badunkadonks) think is appetizing. If you add bling to your piercing you may be accepted in secret societies and loved by all.

He was sooooooo good in bed like his prince arthur made my muff go out of control.

by agangstamuffdivin skank October 19, 2010

arthur buckle

1. the real king arthur; the greatest ever.

2. Christina moores boyfriend

3. likes to say barbasol

4. rumplestiltkin ( a.k.a frosty)

arthur buckle says go fuck your mother and smoke a blunt when you get done.

by franklynn420 December 13, 2010

arthur meyer

He is the cutest and kindest boy ever ...
He has the prettiest smile ever and is heart warming !
He would give you his sweater and hold your hand .
He would dance and spin you around in the pouring rain ...

He would eat a milkshake with you in summer !

He would teach you to skate and catch you tightly if you fall ...
He would come over if you're upset .
He can sing so nicely ( im not lying)

ily

arthur meyer.

by a.mushroom.gurlll May 1, 2021