Inmate 1: I'm in need of a good shower.
Inmate 2: Well dont forget to wear your semen slappers or you're gonna get my babies all over your feet!
Inmate 2: Well dont forget to wear your semen slappers or you're gonna get my babies all over your feet!
by Shokaboo September 06, 2008
A person who enjoys throwing rocks into cow pats as a form of entertainment.
May also be used as an insult when no good ones will come to mind.
May also be used as an insult when no good ones will come to mind.
You're such a Pat slapper
by renidragger October 02, 2010
Someone with whom any sexual act can be accomplished without measures. A friend of the highest esteem.
I needed to cum in someone's mouth who would swallow and Sarah was the easy slapper who rescued my evening. BLESS HER HEART.
by Come on meow January 12, 2017
When you’ve finished crossing swords with your mate in the urinal and need to shake the drippers off so you slap your penises together.
We are such sausage slappers!
by Dr.EvilRaj July 26, 2018
adverb. A term used to describe a dumb-ass joke. Its inception was the result of someone noticing their friend slapping their thigh/knee when a joke was told. It's an official "knee slapper" when the person laughing sqints their eyes, slaps their knee, and can barely speak due the amount of laughimg taking place. This definition is considered a "knee slapper".
by MegDar September 21, 2009
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by Barry Beef August 30, 2011