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Fuzzy Darkness

the condition of dimming the lights that results when a man mounts on top in the 69 position and flops his ball bag over his companion's eyes.
i gave that swamp donkeyfrom last night the ol' fuzzy darkness and i think she got some stink pink eye
by kingkoot August 18, 2004
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Fuzzy Naval

1.An alcoholic beverage that is a mix of orange juice and vodka.

2. A hairy belly button.
"Jesus! That's one fuzzy naval!
by jdizzlecizzle February 1, 2009
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fuzzy doorknob

The act of supergluing pubic hair to a door handle, covering it entirely.
The boys in 402 are gonna have a fun time getting back in their room; Michael gave them a fuzzy doorknob.
by TI-84 Graphing Calculator September 24, 2017
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fuzzy mary

when a man is about to give oral to a hot female but when he goes down he notices she hasnt vaccumed the carpet and thus results in the man getting a furball.
John: Dude how was last night with that girl?

Steve: it was good until she pulled a fuzzy mary on me.

i hate it when my girlfriend sneaks in a fuzzy mary.
by jewface69 September 8, 2009
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fuzzy oreo

A fuzzy Oreo is eating a creampie out of unshaven black girl.
Koolaidra let me taste her damn good fuzzy Oreo last night.
by RagingLuigi July 27, 2019
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Fuzzy Ears

When someone intentionally ignores a situation or person. This person can act dumb and clueless when confronted.
"When I saw Ashley in the club last night, she tried to act all fuzzy eared when I asked her for the $40 she owed me!"
"When I pulled up on that bitch Shaniqua to ask her about her Twitter fingers, that how had fuzzy ears."
by That one CU May 28, 2018
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Fuzzy Sheep

1. A form of awesomeness and manly man manliness that is impossible for most to comprehend.

2. A reference to another man's testicles
Dude: "That guy just punched a cop while stealing a million dollars worth of hookers!"

Other Dude: "Wow, he sure has fuzzy sheep."
by sherpa_derp October 12, 2011
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