cooch salsa

Period blood of varying consistencies that resemble salsa.

My girl was on her period last night during sex, and when I pulled out, there was cooch salsa on my dick!

by GOOCHGOBLINTHE1 November 2, 2022

Cooch Lice

Vaginal crabs

Ew bitch you got cooch lice

by Cumsickle February 23, 2020

Cooch Braille

Rubbing a vagina with your fingers. Masturbation of a chick.

I'm well versed in cooch braille...... I'm good with my fingers.

by WakeUp2016 December 4, 2016

buff cooch

A buff cooch is the best kind of cooch you can come across if her cooch isn’t buff you won’t want to slap it

Man I just need some buff cooch

by A Hu a hu a Hu February 27, 2023

spare cooch

It is a cooch thats so agape that it requires at least two very large phallic units to please her

hea bro help me plug that chckies spare cooch

by Spare cooch lover October 8, 2021

Cooch Sneeze

When a woman's genital's "sneezes" on something.

Dude 1: Yo man did you hear about Isabelle?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah, she cooch sneezed on Eric!! He still can't wash it off.

by Hitler's Pussy April 10, 2017

Cooch Shooter

When a woman has the skill to launch an object from her vagina

Brenna, a master Cooch Shooter, launched a peanut from her stool across the counter

by Pmdono May 14, 2016