de-erect

The act of making an erect penis flaccid or even go inwards, mostly by showing shocking, gross and/or gory pictures or vidoes. This is called the psychic de-erection. A psychic de-erection can actually be caused by basically anything as long as the person looses his erection from the picture, sound, thought, or non-physical influence.

De-erecting a penis can also be performed physically by smacking the gland hard with the palm of ones hand. A myth shown in movies says that this act is usually done by smoking hot nurses. Though, it is usually done by either a man or a fatty nurse named Ursula.

Another myth says that a physical de-erection is very painful, and that is indeed true.
Oh my god, last night Brad showed me this video called "2 guys 1 horse." My penis totally de-erected!

That fat chick last night totally gave me a de-erection!

"Did you hear that Simon went to the doctor last night?", Said Rick. Jane looked shocked. "How come?", she said. "He just got a de-erection, no big deal"
by The Crazy Madman November 01, 2011
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de-bitchitize

The act of correcting a bitchy statement. To convert a catty statement into a respectable, lovable statement.
James: When you coming home babe? Call me before you leave, okay. :)

Heather: Ummm WHY? Like I need your permission or something? I don't get it??

James: Could you please de-bitchitize that?
by tallkooldrink March 15, 2010
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de-arrest

1) When a bunch of LARPERS try to prevent the law enforcement officers from doing their jobs.

2) When bystanders try to prevent an arrest by physically intervening.
Man its really stupid how those ANTIFA fucks try to de-arrest their comrades.

De-arrests almost never work and almost always cause more people to be arrested.
by Half-Italian Engineer August 02, 2020
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de-balled

losing ones scrotum in an unmanly act or physical violence.
matt got de-balled by a ferocious dodgeball to the groin
by The Dancing Man October 27, 2006
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De Way

Something that the Ugandan Knuckles will ask if you know or they will tell you.
It is an abbreviation of 'The way of the Ugandan Warriors
by Boythunder2005 January 22, 2018
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De-search

Skimming a topic reading a maximum of five lines and then thinking you know everything about it.
You didn't even De-search before blurting out that insanely stupid shit.
by Realistic Nihilist March 12, 2015
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De-Evolve

To de-evolve is to evolve backwards from homo erectus to hairy knuckle dragging idiot.
My homie has been hitting the weights so hard he looks like a silverback, that boy de-evolved.
by Fireberg June 26, 2015
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