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de-erect 

The act of making an erect penis flaccid or even go inwards, mostly by showing shocking, gross and/or gory pictures or vidoes. This is called the psychic de-erection. A psychic de-erection can actually be caused by basically anything as long as the person looses his erection from the picture, sound, thought, or non-physical influence.

De-erecting a penis can also be performed physically by smacking the gland hard with the palm of ones hand. A myth shown in movies says that this act is usually done by smoking hot nurses. Though, it is usually done by either a man or a fatty nurse named Ursula.

Another myth says that a physical de-erection is very painful, and that is indeed true.
Oh my god, last night Brad showed me this video called "2 guys 1 horse." My penis totally de-erected!

That fat chick last night totally gave me a de-erection!

"Did you hear that Simon went to the doctor last night?", Said Rick. Jane looked shocked. "How come?", she said. "He just got a de-erection, no big deal"
de-erect by The Crazy Madman November 1, 2011
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de-erection 

when a penis withdraws completely into the body of the male, much the way a tortoise retreats into it's shell during times of fear
There was a point of time when Lindsay's lovely bosoms hoisted my flag, but now here anorexic body gives me a de-erection
de-erection by Harry Pudi January 1, 2007

De-Erection 

When you take a hit from the Lemon Chello Cartnite cart and blow it into a man's urethra so that his dick gets chill like that and gets less hard.
Yo bruh, she gave me that De-Erection and everything was A-Okay!
De-Erection by gioisdying February 25, 2023

De-Elected 

After you been voted into office. You get fucking removed from office.
You win the election, someone looks at you funny, and you get De-Elected after they impeach you.

Oratrice Mechanique D'analyse Cardinale De La Voiture D'ore Electrique 

It is a self made word by an 8th grader. "Oratrice mechanique d'analyse cardinale de la voiture d'or electrique" (French) noun: A whimsical term used to describe luxurious and high-performance supercars, often adorned in gold exteriors, that are utilized as police cars in certain locations, such as Dubai. These vehicles represent a symbol of extravagance and showcase the fusion of law enforcement and opulence in a unique and eye-catching manner.
David: Listen Dude, What is your favorite car?
*A bunch of elite supercars owned by the dubai police go by and catch a criminal*
Richard: Every single one of those gorgeous Oratrice Mechanique D'analyse Cardinale De La Voiture D'ore Electrique.
David: My notable mentions include the Mclaren Speedtail and the Lykan Hypersport.
Richard: Mine is the latest addition of the Ferrari Pininfarina Sergio

deerection 

an erection that occurs after a hunter sees a turdy-point buck on his deer-cam and posts it all over facebook.
"check out this buck on my deer-cam, i got such a deerection when I saw it"
deerection by bigsexy242424 November 13, 2011

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026