Tucker

An extremely perverted Red vs Blue character in 'Teal' (it's actually aqua) whose catch phrase is "Bow Chicka Bow-Wow."

And for some reason never gets to use the sniper rifle.

Tucker: Man I hate that I never get the fucking sniper rifle!

Church: Oh yeah boo hoo, all you've got is your stupid awesome sword, I feel so sorry for you.

Tucker: Come on dude, just once. Let me use it, just one time, I won't ever ask again! Pleeeeeeeease? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.

Church: Can I use the sword?

Tucker: Oh hell yes!

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Tex: Maybe if I can set up a hard line from the ship to the-

Tucker: (running out of base) Wait! Hold on! don't say anything!
(breaths heavily for a few seconds after reaching them)
I've got a hard line tex can use. Bow chicka bow wow!

Church: How did you even hear that?

Tucker: Phft. I'm like Superman. I know when I'm needed.

by TheRealCaboose July 11, 2009

Tucker-Max Drunk

When someone gets excessively drunk at an inappropriate time, disregards social norms, indulges every whim, ignores the consequences of his/her actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.

David got out of a D.W.I. the other night even though he was Tucker-Max Drunk... I wish i were that lucky

by Broyles July 10, 2006

bean-basher-willy-tacker

meaning you have a small penis

you are never gonna get laid with that bean-basher-willy-tacker

by God_45 March 21, 2004

Tucker s

Tucker and Steven have secret tickle time

in the outback, we had wild dingo for tucker s every night.

by Tucker s October 14, 2019

Ghost Tuckered

the act of pulling a blanket over someone's head when they least expect it. Making it look like they are a ghost, because the outline of their face comes out of the blanket.

Last night was crazy, i stuck up on my brother from behind when he was playing call of duty, and ghost tuckered him.

by Hudson N June 11, 2010

tucker max drunk

The ultimate stage of drunkenness

At this point in the night, i was tucker max drunk.

by Tucker Reader April 1, 2003

Tuckers

Dress shoes, leather shoes etc. Named because they're tight and 'tuck' your feet in. Also because Tucker Carlson only ever wears suits, meaning he only ever wears 'Tuckers'.

Damn Peter K where you get them cowboy lookin' tuckers?
Saw Tucker Carlson sporting a pair so I had to cop them

by F-Cos-32 April 19, 2021