tabletop grinding

grinding in which the guy is upright and girl is bent over (creating a flat surface like a table on her back)

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by strudel and cherry pie March 11, 2011

Gettysburg Tabletopper

A sex move in which you do a girl on her back on a table. Then, when you are about to jizz, you flip the table and jizz onto the pile of table and injured girl.

Then, you yell "Sic Semper Tyrannis" and run out the door, preferably breaking you ankle as you go..

Girl: Oh my gosh! What happened to your leg?
Guy: Oh, I went on a date last night and gave my girl a Gettysburg Tabletopper.
Girl: You asshole.

by BTLighting February 22, 2011

yara-target

If you make fun of the quiet kid, boy, are you in danger, he reaches into his bag and then...

Kid: Hey, you know yuri?
Quiet kid: Who's yuri...?
Kid: Yuri-tarted! -laughs-
Quiet kid: Guess what?
Kid: What?
Quiet kid: Yara-target. - reaches into bag-

by amy-stake October 30, 2019

target

the comunist company

i hate target

by syd February 1, 2004

Alex From Target

Some picture made by some thirsty high-schooler cunt. The guy in the picture, he's getting paid minimum wage like every other employee; the twist? He's famous. Good for the kid, but he's just overrated and soon, no one will give a flying fuck about him and he'll be another particle of dust in the air.

Girl 1: OMG DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ALEX FROM TARGET!!!
Hipster Boy 1: Get away from me you mainstream mongrel.

by CockyPrick November 9, 2014

Targeted Individual

Seems to me they use an app on there phones from mi ultra, has a green tab up top like a bar, and a big text box.

prolly will change now

Targeted individual dont let the marks get us

by MineOwedWu's July 24, 2021

Target

A temporary causal flirt buddy/ eye candy, who may or may not become a crush.

"Have you found a new target, yet?"

"Is he your new target?"

by Brenda NT May 24, 2008