An individual who is highly particular about where they sit in a restaurant and will make a hostess wait while they locate the best table and/or have the hostess move them if a "better" table becomes available.
My friend is such a table queen, it takes us 10 minutes just to sit down.
Stop being such a damn table queen and take a seat!
Stop being such a damn table queen and take a seat!
by Anne Buster November 10, 2008
Get the table queenmug. An ingenious table of chemical elements ranging into the 100's. From Hydrogen to Uranium and element 114. A perfect atom and nucleus with such stabillity only found on the island of stabillity.
by CaptainWhiteyBoy December 15, 2006
Get the Periodic Tablemug. to pull off an awesome move to show aggravation, epicness, and/or create a defensive barrier during a gun fight
by grand_table_flipper August 6, 2010
Get the flip a tablemug. table butt - When an overweight person has a a butt that protrudes so much someone could use it as a table.
by crazysexy May 16, 2006
Get the table buttmug. A very big mostache which would be inconvenient when the mostached person wants to snort drugs; he'd probably brush it all away
by Dighneaubendah October 24, 2006
Get the table brushmug. this is when you are having sex doggy style and right before you ejaculate you knock the womans arms out from under her causing her to fall like a broken table, which usually causes her to tighten up her muscles making your nut that much more enjoyable.
by S. Vile September 19, 2006
Get the broken tablemug. Person 1: Hey man, are you going over to your girlfriends tonight for some action?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna take a table for one.
Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna take a table for one.
by Tu Mother May 24, 2009
Get the table for onemug.