Sweaty Jizz Farmer

Somebody who refers to Gardening in their excuse for not wanting to leave the house.

*on phone*
John: Hey you coming out today?
George: No sorry I need to help my dad mow the lawn.
John: Stop being such a Sweaty Jizz Farmer and come out.

by AfroBurglar April 30, 2009

sweaty mary

This is a fetish which involves individuals licking the sweat out of others' armpits. Participants usually engage in physically demanding sex before having a sweaty mary. It is uncommon for a female to do this to another female. If a male is getting a sweaty mary done to him and he is skinny, he may hold his body in a position to force his armpits into a bowl shape.

Girl 1: Your semen tastes funny, I want a sweaty mary
Guy 1: Im really sweaty so you can give it to me.
Guy 2: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Guy 3: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Guy 4: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Guy 5: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Girl 2: Tasty!

by Kinky Kong IIX August 1, 2009

Sweaty Neck

A person who typically excretes a sensible amount of moisture from the pores of the skin

This Term was founded by Sam Turner

Amanda p: "Hi guys !!!"
Brian F and Alan P " Yo Amanda why youu gotta SWEATY NECK"

by FAAAAA STUFFED November 26, 2010

swervy

adj.
very fluent in the language of sex

Dat bitch so swervy. Pop a molly.

by vaginalorifice May 16, 2014

Sweaty Pigeon

When you lick the sweat off of someone's asshole and spit it into their mouth.

Dude me and Sarah just did the sweaty pigeon!

by Dudebrah June 22, 2015

sweaty fat fuck

someone who is sweaty, fat and a complete fuck up really.

Ben Moon. lmfao.

by loz! November 30, 2003

sweaty vagina syndrome

syndrome in which a woman is hot and bothered. she is horny as hell!

that bi-atch is suffering from sweaty vagina syndrome. her crotch is steaming!

by inthava February 16, 2005