sanker

a pimp, or a hairy man who is drunk all the time. This man must also be employed at a BP gas station.

Steven looks just like a sanker when he has that pokemon shirt on.

by Gary Coleman February 2, 2003

shwanked

Term for being totally drunk out of one's mind

"I'm gonna go out and get shwanked outs my mind tonight!"

by KyleJT January 2, 2008

Spankered

The equivalent to being extemely drunk, 'lagging' or 'hammered' used for description.

Boy 1: Mate, I cannot wait until after all the exams are all over, gonna be mad.
Boy 2: I know! I'm gonna get absolutely spankered every weekend!

by Makaveli321 October 17, 2012

skankelberry

When old Jizz, toilet paper, and Vaginal discharge get stuck in pubic hair In or around the butt or vagina

That bitch is so dirty but you have to knock a skankelberry or two off her.

by Farmacy420ma September 27, 2013

wall spanker

one who rubs his/her naked body up and down a wall.

Person 1: duuuuude, is u a wall spanker?

Person 2: hell yeah it's awesome!!!!!

by killah giggler August 21, 2006

Monkey Spanker

A Monkey Spanker is were a human spanks a monkey or ape with his hand.

Dang, that dude's a monkey Spanker.

by Savannah connars April 3, 2021

cock spanker

tthe act of punsihing sum1 by spanking them with ur cock

mike southwood took a giant cock spanking from a black man, but he enjoyed it instead of crying, i guess he is used to it

by jobodaho January 25, 2004