free sample

1. Verb. To protrude one's finger into one's anus in order to let others smell the heavenly aroma by placing the finger a couple inches away from the victim.

2. Noun. A small section given to people (usually customers) for free.

1. Guy: "Free SAMPLE!"
Guy2: *barfs*

2. Shop employee: "Would you like to try a free sample sir?"
Guy2: No thanks.

by lawlcakes999 September 24, 2007

paint samples

What poor kids collect in lieu of trading cards.

Homeless Shelter Attendent: Little Johnny, what did you do today?
Johnny: I traded a Deep Cyan for two B&B Yellows!
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Lowes Cashier: Damn little poor kids stole all the paint samples!

by ScarletTheHarlot February 28, 2008

Samplecore

A genre of music that usually branches off of deathcore/grindcore.
These bands contain traditional metalcore riffs, but also include audio samples from popular movies or television shows.

Killwhitneydead and Dr. Acula can be classified as Samplecore.

by Attunes June 11, 2009

swamper

A person whom unfortunately never received any home training obedience and dicipline. SMH

the stereotyped "public school students" and people who act out extremely rude you would call them a SWAMPER

by khoover09 April 26, 2011

swamples

a phenomenon that occurs when strenuous activity coupled with sufficient heat causes the ball sack to feel as if it has been submerged in a swamp from which there is no escape.

i sweat so much working in the yard i got a bad case of the swamples.

by Ubermob July 29, 2011

Swamble

Collective noun for a group of three or more geeks.

"I just got pounced by a whole swamble of geeks!"

by pash August 2, 2008

sampley

Chocolatey and delicious... and too small.

--after A grabs a second piece of chocolate cake from the sample tray--
B: "How was that?"
A: "Sampley."
B: "And by sampley you mean chocolatey and delicious?"
A: "And too small."
(actual origin of word!)

by cocoabonanzamoo March 5, 2009