Suckerjunk

1) Junk belonging to a sucker.

2) Useless garbage that doesn't deserve to exist in my dimension.

This book ain't nothin but a crazy pile of SUCKERJUNK!!!

You're full of suckerjunk!

You're car is a rusty box of pure suckerjunk on wheels!

by SuckerJunk Exterminator April 8, 2009

closet sucker

A male who enjoys sucking a cock but does it without openly expressing this joy to his peers or social surroundings.

I never knew Peter liked to suck cock, he was a real closet sucker.

by Ryan Big D September 16, 2007

Clock Sucker

An hourly paid employee who performs at the bare minimum drawing the job out longer than needed to collect excessive overtime pay.

Ed is the biggest clock sucker I've ever seen! It's taken him 12 hours to image that PC!

by !BlackDeath! November 12, 2007

blood sucker

There are two types of blood sucker
1. The "leech" feeds off of another individual when they are strong.

2. The "vampire" feeds off of another individual when they are weak.

The leech is a "tag-along"
The vampire enjoys "kicking people when they are down.
This is the definition of a blood sucker

by mortheus April 14, 2009

sucked off

To recieve fellatio

I got sucked off by your mother.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

mother fucking cock sucker

(n.) a derogitary term used for a noun

also see jackass,bitch,fucker,hoe, and various other forms of profanity.

1. you mother fucking cock sucker, u fucked my mother after sucking my fathers dick.
2. The computer didnt work so i called it a mother fucking cock sucker.
3. the car didnt start so the driver yelled mother fucking cock sucker in anger

by lolwut484793ue3j June 25, 2004

suckermaker

A person who makes a sucker out of another person, often a member of the oppisite sex.

Molina's hot, dude, but remember: She's a suckermaker.

by bryan clopton July 13, 2007