shitskin

a 21st century word for a black person; a racist term for a negro; a word commonly found on aryan and nazi websites to describe a black person because the skin color looks like shit.

Dude 1: Look at all them shitskins over there.
Dude 2: Yah, its disgustin how they smell like shit too.

by Jason Corrigan August 14, 2008

Da Shits

1. Slang for "diarrhea". Usually associated with (but not limited to) eating poorly prepared foods. See also Montezuma's Revenge.

2. The shortest review of "The Da Vinci Code".

1. "I knew I shouldn't have had that raw steak with eggs. Now I got Da Shits."

2. The Da Vinci Code was Da Shits

by Brainiac January 9, 2005

Hulk Shits

Incrediably green shit extracted from the asshole of a man or woman.

I took the worst hulk shits last night! That motherfucker was greener than the stripe on the mexican flag.

by The1Nonly1 August 25, 2009

soft-serve shits

fecal excrement that has the appearance and texture of soft-serve ice cream. The use of this term usually denotes that the subject ate a large portion of ice cream previously which precipitated the soft-serve shit. Also known as "ice cream shit". The phenomenon of soft-serve shit almost always results in a much greater amount of toilet paper used to wipe clean the anus of the soft-serve shitter.

Dude: "Man, I just got done wiping my ass for, like, 10 minutes!"

Friend: "Why? You got diarrhea, dog?"

Dude: "Worse...I got the soft-serve shits!"

Friend: "Sucks to be you!"

by introspectacle January 13, 2011

alcohol induced drippy shits

When you drink too much, the outcome the following day is usually diarrhea aka drippy shits aka aids (alcohol induced drippy shits)

Man I drank so much last night it gave me a hangover and full blown aids! Alcohol induced drippy shits has ruined my day!!!!

by Half_pint420 February 12, 2017

The cider shits

The shit you have after a day of drinking cheap cider or other cheap alcohol, that has a recognisable smell or might smell like the alcohol you previously drank.

Ah man I had the cider shits proper bad the other day because i drank white storm and lambrini

by north east knowledge September 24, 2017

beer shits

When you seriously need to take a dump the day after you drink a shit ton of beer.

You: Man I have MAD BEER SHITS...I need to find a crapper RIGHT NOW!
Oh fuck there it goes!
Girls: Ewww that's the grodiest thing I've ever seen! You're not tapping this ass tonight!
You: Fuck.

by Nick D February 8, 2003