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The Studmire

This happens in a situation when you are fucking a girl. You put a blindfold around her eyes and fuck her doogie style. You then, right in the middle, ask her to go to the bathroom. Before you go, you ask her who she wants when she comes back. She will say your name, then say no,the studmire's coming back. She stays blindfolded and you send your little brother to go fuck. You ask her who she thinks it is and when she says the mans name you say no, " Bitch its the baby studmire."
Man, did you see that? He pulled that magic trick on me like Hakim pulled the studmire on his bitch.
by The Professora December 14, 2008
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scumma

A party that spans over 2 to3 days without sleep due to drugs and alcohol. Only performed by the most righteous of people usually known as a "Scum Crew"
I feel absolutely cunted because of that scumma on the weekend.
by Hayno August 24, 2009
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Strummer

The coolest person in the world and has a large dick
Woah, it's Strummer
by No one27 June 21, 2017
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Stumaker theory

Named for professor Stumaker, it was loosely termed as a theory by students though it lacked the appropriate peer review to deem it as one. It is the idea that one can infer if a woman has ever had an orgasm based solely on how comfortably she talks about sex.
Katie talks so much about sex. I'm sure she must have had an orgasm if the Stumaker theory is correct.
by Joey LaGalo June 6, 2005
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stumanity

Stupid Humanity.
If you need more info than that - read the word again.
The casino owner Steve Wynn demonstrated stumanity when he poked a hole in the canvas of the Picasso painting he was trying to sell for $139,000,000.
by EveryMinuteJunglist October 18, 2006
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STMMC

the playlist that everyone has. stands for "Songs That Make Me Cry"
Johnny and I just broke up! I'm gonna play my STMMC playlist and eat my weight in Ben & Jerry's
by Sheryllllll August 6, 2011
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Strumming the flesh guitar

synonym: Fapping - The art of making love to yourself
Daniella went home to for a session strumming the flesh guitar
by Woland1337 March 3, 2017
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