"I drank a gallon of apple cider yesterday and was shitting through a straw for three hours this morning. Sweat was pouring off my forehead."
"You might not want to chow that #5 from Taco Bell, man. It might make you shit through a straw."
"You might not want to chow that #5 from Taco Bell, man. It might make you shit through a straw."
by Whitetw533 September 23, 2007
This is a term that means "Go away and do something else." or " Go away and suck the juice out of a man's penis."
by Amanda March 19, 2005
the act of having sex with a girl in a straw pile, getting off in her hair and the straw sticks to her hair thus forming a hat made of straw
by chopblock February 05, 2010
by JulianHated April 09, 2010
A locical fallacy in which the arguementative point is made into a caracature of it's original point. Extremely effective because it's not based on facts, but lies and assumptions. The burden of proof then lies in the defense, not the offense. Especially effective when the defense isn't allowed to offer objection. Popularized by right wing talk radio hosts Rush and Hannity.
Step one: Build the straw man. Ignore facts and make outlandish lies/slander. Redefine the facts. "liberals want to take your guns away and turn the U.S. over to the U.N."
Step 2: Knock down the straw man. "That flies in the face of everything we Americans believe in."
Step 3: Connect step 2 to step 1. "Only a communist would think of something like that."
Step 4: "Negate" your opponant by opposing the conclusion in step 3. "I hate those liberal communists. If they think us right-wingers will sit quietly while they destroy the country the're dead wrong."
Step one: Build the straw man. Ignore facts and make outlandish lies/slander. Redefine the facts. "liberals want to take your guns away and turn the U.S. over to the U.N."
Step 2: Knock down the straw man. "That flies in the face of everything we Americans believe in."
Step 3: Connect step 2 to step 1. "Only a communist would think of something like that."
Step 4: "Negate" your opponant by opposing the conclusion in step 3. "I hate those liberal communists. If they think us right-wingers will sit quietly while they destroy the country the're dead wrong."
Rush and Hannity can't argue the facts, so they have to make up the "evil liberal agenda" and then appear patriotic by opposing it.
by spot December 06, 2004
Hoopa: Bitch, suck my load up with this twirly straw.
Girl: Indian, this is the tenth Twirly Straw Delight I've done for you this month.
Girl: Indian, this is the tenth Twirly Straw Delight I've done for you this month.
by B-RAM June 06, 2007
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