Planet Strades is a planet that was under Gomboolian rule. Once hosting the Gomboolians, Sarboolians, Fauneers & Froliwalkers, Planet Strades was a beautiful and extravagant planet that was home to breathtaking art, incredible history, and a diverse and unique culture. Planet Strades was unfortunately destroyed by Queen Moss of the Gorkon Empire many years ago, and the whole planet was forced to evacuate. Everyone residing on Planet Strades has moved across all corners of the universe, and have brought along with them their art, history, culture, stories, and traditions
“I once ruled Planet Strades. I was the most powerful king they had. And I ruled with a fist of steel. Now, I’ve lost it all. I point my finger and there’s nobody here.”
“Yeah, yeah, dad… I’ve heard this story plenty of times. But is that really why they call you King Nothing…?”
“Yeah, yeah, dad… I’ve heard this story plenty of times. But is that really why they call you King Nothing…?”
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That freak Van is such a straddledoodler, if he doesn't stop sleeping with my best friends and their ex girlfriends I'm gonna park his doodle in the wrong garage.
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"My brother keeps strategic weight by eating all our leftovers so that he can always tackle us to the ground and we can't escape."
"My brother keeps strategic weight by eating all our leftovers so that he can always tackle us to the ground and we can't escape."
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Get the Stratefyre mug.Someone who straddles the line between attractive and unattractive. Their attractiveness is often accentuated when there is low light or intoxication involved. They are also notoriously less attractive if sexual relations occurred the night before.
*At late night party*
Boy 1: Woah, Emily looks great tonight. I’m gonna go talk to her.
Boy 2: Bro wait - Emily is a classic straddler. You’ll thank me in the morning.
Boy 1: Ah gotcha. Thanks for the heads up.
Boy 1: Woah, Emily looks great tonight. I’m gonna go talk to her.
Boy 2: Bro wait - Emily is a classic straddler. You’ll thank me in the morning.
Boy 1: Ah gotcha. Thanks for the heads up.
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