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How the Prince Stole Clitmas

The act of a man with a Prince Albert penis piercing having sex with a female with her clit pierced and the 2 piercings get stuck together at some point. Unfortunately, before the 2 people even realize this has happened, they usually are engaged in such a hardcore pounding that one or both of the piercings rip out of either the clammy vag or veiny cock.
Man: Dude I just got my dick pierced. Got me a nice gold Prince Albert.

Friend: Jesus bro. Make sure you never bang a chick with her clit pierced. You don't want to find out how the Prince stole clitmas.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 27, 2017
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Memes I stole from Instagram v2000

A video some dumbass 15 year old aesthetic egirl took without permission. Nobody gives a damn because these instatard memes aren’t funny. The comments make it even worse
Retard: mEmEs I StOle fRoM iNsTaGrAm v20000000000 normal human with average iq : these aren’t funny you damn egirl
by some random jojotard May 22, 2020
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stold

Selling an item that has been stolen from someone.
Conjunction between the words "stole" and "sold."
"Dude, I just stold your car to my girlfriend."
by TAWT September 3, 2012
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sholto

A term for someone who enjoys running after minging townie bitches. Named after a friend of mine whos one fault was to do exactly this.
aww, steven, you're being a sholto again. She mings!
by Alex Baker February 25, 2004
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stole

taking something cool you like from somebody else, hoping they're insured.
Nerd 1: You stole my pocket protector!
Nerd 2: You stole my virginity!
by Mike Hawk is large 'n veiny January 29, 2012
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stilts

usually refering to raymonds long skiny legs.
legs without any shape or colour
jus long bone with some skin
dude cheak out rays stilts in those boardies
by larry May 24, 2004
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stoatladder

A implement used by bearded unwashed or uneducated transport enthusiasts, to peer over high fences and walls to obtain photographs of there desired locomotives
Jonathan is out with his stoatladder again the great unwashed stoat
by FGWClown June 19, 2007
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