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Stitches

The perfect slim doobie, that's usually rolled by experienced stoners.

No bitch can beat a stitch!
Is the stitches ready?

Don't smoke that normal joint I'll roll a stitches.
by NBBot December 2, 2021
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Binky Stitch

(Noun)

Female with a rank kooter.
Travis Avery still wanted that 15 year old Binky Stitch even after the whole town ran a train on her.
by veelooo September 2, 2009
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bitches give me stitches

A girl that is so annoying that she gives you "stitches".
Ashlyn won't shut up man. Bitches give me stitches
by SpizyFishtTacoz December 10, 2013
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Connell Stitch

Correctly pronounced canal, not the way the French pronounce it, conil.
I closed up his esophagoose with my Connell stitch.
by Brantheman7 March 30, 2020
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Stahl Stitch

The term "Stahl Stitch" or sometimes called “husband stitch” refers to a controversial and medically unnecessary practice where, after a woman has a vaginal tear or episiotomy during childbirth, an extra stitch is added during the repair — supposedly to make the vaginal opening tighter than before birth, often for the presumed sexual benefit of the male partner.
"No one told her what the Stahl Stitch meant, only that it was ‘for her husband,’ a phrase that stayed with her far longer than the pain."
by Kmoney9 April 29, 2025
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synchronized stitch

Noun: An appropriate rhythm while stitch-fucking. Two males are double penetrating a woman in her anus and vagina, and as one goes in, the other is going out. This appropriate rhythm ensures that the woman is fully penetrated at all times and does not die or get split in half. This also conveniently prevents the two men's testicles from touching each other, which could call their heterosexuality into question.
Matt: Man, when I grow up, I want to be just like Josh and Stacy. They're masters of synchronized stitch. All the chicks are talking about them.
Zack: Yeah, I hear their balls don't even touch. They're gonna turn synchronized stitch into an Olympic sport!
by Jay-Deezy February 25, 2010
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Stitched

An alternative to saying you dot ditched by a *friend*
"Oh man XD I just got stitched"
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