Stoving

To place one's genitials on a hot stovetop for sexual gratification.

My nuts are still crispy from stoving the fuck out of them last night.

by Douchebaggage January 19, 2014

Stating

When you stalk someone so hard you think you’re dating them.

“Ugh! I can’t believe Jeff has a girlfriend.”
“Sheryl, you were only stating him.”

by MrKim May 30, 2019

staying woke

To continually be mindful of important issues of racial, gender, ethnic, cultural, social and economic justice. To raise the social and cultural consciousness

For many staying woke has created a collective social consciousness that has protected marginalized groups and communities. For a small segment who doesn't have a clue as to what staying woke means, they have devolved into a divisive call-out culture which has created a new form of social divisiveness.

by mlhiss October 31, 2019

steving

taking a lot of stimulants to the point of losing the ability to talk.

"Zzzzzz... I'm steving so hard... Zzzzzz"

by SmellsPhishy June 25, 2008

Saving On Gas

When one uses the excuse of saving money on gas in order to ride in a vehicle with an attractive member of the opposite sex, with the hopes of romantic involvement.

Tyler will be riding with Alycia to work all summer. They will be "Saving on Gas" if you know what I mean!

by dmac618 May 12, 2009

Shaving my green beard

Similar in meaning to chinny reckon. Used to express disbelief, always with an exaggerated motion of one hand on the chin, as though shaving/stroking an imaginary beard. It means that whatever the first speaker has said is so fanciful or impossible that another impossible thing must be true.

Person A: My grandfather was King Henry VIII.
Person B: Really? And I'm shaving my green beard.

by Bobbity Bob Bobbert August 22, 2011

Shaving the Pineapple

The act of masterbating ferociously

Last night my mom caught me shaving the pineapple.

Today has been quite the day, I'm going home to shave the pineapple til I pass out.

by Dannyboii January 27, 2013