status-stalk

When you immediately get a phone call or text message from the same person EVERYTIME you update your status.

Meg: "I'm totally afraid to update my status on facebook now..."

Jill: "Why is that?"

Meg: "Every time I update it Joe calls or texts to comment on it... it's like he's status-stalking me."

by caranet July 08, 2009

Cube Stalking

When a boss or manager walks by your cube multiple times to try to catch you surfing the internet or goofing off, instead of working.

Coworker 1: Why haven't you responded to my facebook post? It's freaking awesome!

Coworker 2: Dude, the boss is totally cube stalking me today! I can't do anything fun!

by A-Dogg Bmore March 13, 2009

pork stalk

A mans love rod for stalking his female pray

Love, climb on my pork stalk

by Greeny & Lou December 04, 2007

Stalk-O

A pastime by which tacos are obtained, and consumed while stalking someone in a bush.

Did you see that new girl, I think I might go stalk-o her later.

by Stalk-o INC. May 27, 2021

gang stalking

Psychological warfare tactic called Zersetzung developed by the Stasi used by the KKK, Mormons, Scientology, Freemasons, COINTELPRO, and actively by Fusion Centers calling it counterterrorism using indirect no touch torture (Stasi tactics) with mobbing. CIA runs electronic harassment and FBI runs gangstalking and uses partnerships and programs as flying monkeys. Targetedjustice is suing the deep state program for the unconstitutional watchlist scam.

The intelligence community calls it the program and it's called gang stalking on the street.

by TI Satan September 20, 2023

Blog-Stalk

A. One who creeps on others blogs, and knows too much of the blog owner.
Might become obsessed with checking for new updates & pretend like they know them.

What a creep...i just checked my stats and that one girl totally blog-stalks me

by creepin October 22, 2010

stalk block

this occurs when the person you're trying to stalk on facebook doesn't have their photos on public.

similar to a cock block.

Jessica: ugh Tiffany doesn't have her photos on public. now i can't see them ;~;

Taeyeon: omg what a stalk block!!!!!111!!!@!`%^&

by TOFUck October 01, 2011