Stalker's Christmas 

Valentine's day.

The day that all crazy stalker types can run around and leave anonmyous gifts and what not for their intended parmour/victim while not blatantly violating the terms of the restraining order.

"I just found a 20 page sonnet and a stuffed animal on my front porch. "

"Isn't that the neigbor's creepy grandson hiding in the bushes across the street?

"Stalker's Christmas!"

Stalker's Christmas by One Dark Hearted Fool February 21, 2010

stalker-itude 

To be obsessed with an object of envy beyond all bounds of comfort or narmalcy. Being a freak and/or a social reject.

jenny: I'm Justin Timberlake's biggest fan.
John: Well you definitely show stalker-itude....

stalker-itude by lexn December 8, 2010

Stalker Mcfinnigan 

a person who is without a doubt awesome and is best friends with the faultwindenburger wiggins.

also can be known as a pornstar and has many enemys named keah!

Stalker Mcfinnigan: i love being a pornstar with as many enemys for which that i do!
FaultWindenBurger Wiggins: so your saying you would of never gone down any other road.
Stalker Mcfinnigan: nope!
FaultWindenBurger Wiggins: and their you have it

Stalker Mcfinnigan by Bitch Who Stole Your Hat June 16, 2011

Stalker booty call 

This is when someone attempts to make a booty call, but overdoes it by calling too often on the same night.

That girl did a stalker booty call yesterday, she must have called me like 13 times.

Stalker booty call by TheBelgian September 3, 2012

stalker sense 

staw-ker sens verb: being able to feel the person you have an obsession over enter a room, building or area without confirmation from the other senses.

Robert knew Stacy was in the football stadium using his stalker sense, despite not previously knowing she was going to be there.

stalker sense by Blknight920 May 13, 2014

stalker light 

A public light source like a street light or floodlights that turn off as you walk by them, instead of turning on like they are supposed to.

Drunk chick: "Hey I'm going home."
Helpful friend: "Make sure to take Main Street because there's that stalker light in the quad."

stalker light by bennthewolfe October 23, 2015

stalker stick 

Someone who uses a selfie stick to take pictures of other people

Look it's a stalker stick

stalker stick by Whateves July 7, 2016