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frightened starfish

Used to describe the anal opening just before sex.
Ruiners sphincter quivered like a frightened starfish just before the drunken polar bear inserted his bearhood.
by Anonymouse69 August 3, 2007
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Danish Starfish

When a man sticks his fist up a woman's anus, and then procedes to spread his fingers.
by BeuhBeuhBeuh August 7, 2009
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Angry starfish

When your girl is acting up so you shoot your load in your hand, make a fist and shove it up your significant other. You then open your hand wide and paralyze them, making your hand look like and angry starfish.
Ck: yo my girls been a bitch recently. Any suggestions?
Freesh: Yeah... in the bedroom, just give them the elite ass, godtier, angry starfish
by Frrshawn January 3, 2020
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starfish humping

palm thrusting or massaging with your fingers spread
by DPRobb April 9, 2008
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Starfish

It's a freaking "A marine echinoderm with five or more radiating arms. The undersides of the arms bear tube feet for locomotion and, in predatory species, for opening the shells of mollusks." Not anything to do with frickin $*x!!! Or, it's something from Charlie the Unicorn that loves Charlie, and eventually gives him a wish and burns almost to death!!!
STARFISH REALLY LOVES YOU!
by BoredNeedHelp March 29, 2020
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Midget Starfish

A sexual act where five legless midgets lay on there backs, with their nubbs touching in a star pattern. Then someone will fuck all five midget dicks at one time.
My co-worker Henry Delano told me about his sick Midget Starfish fuck orgy fettish.
by RaiseHell925 October 24, 2009
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starfish hunter

A person who spends a majority of a drunken night finding his partners anus
Craig drank a bottle of wine and turned into a bad ass starfish hunter
by Mankini guy October 30, 2015
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