i stab you

Mastered only by the one true Iland, meant to make kids shut up quickly such as Abigale and Zach.

Miller: Abigale, I stab you. Is that write? Iland: No, its istabyou!

by Shazam89 December 2, 2004

gherkin stab

when someone unsuspectidly whacks you in the face with a gherkin. Similar to a mushroom stamp.

I was eating lunch the other day when all of the sudden i was the victim of a gherkin stab from some fag.

by herbicyde October 22, 2008

cock stab

To forcefully move one's pelvis during intercourse as if attempting to damage the vagina.

I would like to cock stab Jim's wife again, she's a good sport.

by last of the nice guys February 1, 2010

bitch stab

Back stabbing bitch

Wow I cant believe that bitch stabbed my back!!

by WhodoeswhatIreallywannaknow June 28, 2015

the stab

Sexual intercourse.

That Mila Kunis is damn hot.

Yeah, I'd fuckin' love to give her the stab.

by Shuaman December 15, 2016

Crab stab

A word that is used to replace the word fuck

Hey girl you want to get crab stabed

by Jayden blaze July 15, 2018

birthday stab

When you poke the birthday person with your finger or something (usually in the stomach) so they will have good luck the rest of the day .

"A birthday stab for the lucky boy"
"bro the birthday stab WORKED"

by Russianclowns September 20, 2019