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gherkin stab

when someone unsuspectidly whacks you in the face with a gherkin. Similar to a mushroom stamp.
I was eating lunch the other day when all of the sudden i was the victim of a gherkin stab from some fag.
gherkin stab by herbicyde October 22, 2008
Related Words

cock stab 

To forcefully move one's pelvis during intercourse as if attempting to damage the vagina.
I would like to cock stab Jim's wife again, she's a good sport.
cock stab by last of the nice guys February 1, 2010

bitch stab 

Wow I cant believe that bitch stabbed my back!!

the stab 

That Mila Kunis is damn hot.

Yeah, I'd fuckin' love to give her the stab.
the stab by Shuaman December 15, 2016

Crab stab 

A word that is used to replace the word fuck
Hey girl you want to get crab stabed
Crab stab by Jayden blaze July 15, 2018

birthday stab 

When you poke the birthday person with your finger or something (usually in the stomach) so they will have good luck the rest of the day .
"A birthday stab for the lucky boy"
"bro the birthday stab WORKED"
birthday stab by Russianclowns September 20, 2019