turkey squirt

the process of accidentally squirting anal juices instead of the intended gas.

guy 1 "Ey bro listen to this!......O-Oh Shit."
guy 2 "What was that!?"
guy 1 "i just turkey squirted"

by analfrappuccino June 28, 2009

squirt engine

A mixed drink made from Squirt soda, Gin, and a little grenadine.

"Squirt Engine is a great drink."

by Mo D March 15, 2008

Tickle squirt

When someone tickles you so hard you piss yourself.

Oh my god, you should have seen when zack made Curtis tickle squirt.

by almightgamR June 11, 2014

Squid Squirt

1. when a Blooper used during a game of Mario Kart (AKA when a player's screen is splattered with ink from a squid).

2. when one covers a woman's pussy with ink before she squirts.

"That's some super Squid Squirt action right there." Dayne exclaimed.

by Bloopadoop69696969 February 18, 2019

squirt squirrel

When a dirt squirrel has been known to enjoy herself so much that she squirts her appreciation on her partner.

I dumped my boyfriend because he only likes squirt squirrels.

by Nae Nae Jo January 12, 2011

Spicy Squirt

When a female engages in intercourse while on her period and squirts, thus creating and ejecting a liquid mixture of blood, urine, and prostatic secretions which closely resembles non-viscous hot sauce.

Guy 1: Dude this bitch just hit me with a spicy squirt last night
Guy 2: DUDE WHAT THE FUCKKKK!!!!!!

by ApplesPeytonW. March 19, 2023

squirting snake

When a man has unprotected anal sex with a woman whom needs to shit thus compacting shit down his dick hole creating a squirting snake effect when he pulls out

Yo man me and Stacey ended Last night with a squirting snake my dick has been on fire since

by Ted kazzy April 13, 2022