Squirtled

When the man slaps his dick on his lady friends vagina and after she squirts and it lands in her eye.

So after she finished squirting on my dick I slapped my dick on her pussy and and some of it landed in her eye. She asked "Did you nut ? " I said nah I just squirtled you

by The_r0ckStar February 22, 2019

Squirtle

A pokemon that is half squirrel half turtle

most people say that Squirtle looks a lot more like a squirrel than a turtle

by Hugfangi April 3, 2019

Squirtle

A Pokemon that likes to ask what the F**K happened to the floor

Bulbasaur: hi i'm Bulbasaur
Squirtle: and i'm Squirtle
Bulbasaur: and this is pokemon...
Squirtle: What the F**K happened to the floor!!!

by cacacacacacacaca October 1, 2019

Squinglewat

A person with little-to-no sense of productivity and is a jerk in the slightest

Person 1: "You are a Squinglewat"
Person 2: "I said I was sorry man, I didn't mean to get you bootytickled"

by Feral Milkshake February 18, 2020

Squirtle

The tiny turtle Pokemon It is very adorable and fun to play with

Squirtle I choose you!

by Turtles are upon us April 28, 2020

Squirtle

A sex move, you make her squirt with a squirtle Pokémon card.

Last night I squirtled her

by anonymous March 1, 2021

Squirtle

A wet vagina that squirts out liquid

My girlfriend had a squirtle last night!

by Bo bell June 7, 2021