Sucking your own dick

What you're doing when you create a definition for your own name.

Dylan: "I just defined 'Dylan' as 'Cool friend and huge lady's man' on Urban Dictionary!"
Steven: "Quit sucking your own dick. Who the fuck invited you, anyway?"

by Kiro Osex XIII July 4, 2016

National dick sucking day

On April 13th, Homo sapiens of the female sex have the ability to engulf as much penis as physically possible, without and repercussions

Fuck, my girl gave my brother head last night but I had to let it pass cause it was National Dick Sucking Day.

by Wagnax April 12, 2019

Sucking tit

Phrase meaning to still be living with your parents. Just like puppies are receiving milk through their mother, one still living with the parentals is still living off of the parents.

My little brother can't talk about independence, he's still sucking tit.

by Juventus2487 August 21, 2013

Cheeto-sucking cheese-whore

one who cannot stop eating cheetoes

You cheeto-sucking cheese-whore! If you keep eating the damn chips you'll be a fatass.

by chloetee98 June 25, 2010

sucking dick

kissing your boss's ass usually so you won't get fired

You can either join the union or go on sucking dick.

by ponte September 10, 2006

sucking the king's nipples

To submit to someone; to please someone when you want something from him/her

This was originally a gesture of submission in ancient Ireland. (Yes, literally sucking a king's nipples.)

Person A: Wow, Larry sure is giving his professor a hard time with the C he gave him on his final. I heard he's been calling him non-stop every day.

Person B: What? It's already been a month since our grades came out! It's time to start sucking the king's nipples.

by YourTypicalRedditor2010 July 4, 2010

sucking mad dick

sucking mad dick

1. When someone says some shit that just doesn't make any sense
2. when someone says something that just aint happening.

1.

James: Yo have you ever watched porn before?
Terrell: yea nigga that shit was wack.
James: what?! nigga you sucking mad dick.

2.

Deshawn: Yo my 76ers gon take it next year.
Tyrese: what nigga? you sucking mad dick.

by SavShitOnly May 20, 2016