Spunk Trumpet

Pretty young lady ideal for a blasting with love glue.

I pulled a bird last night, what a little spunk trumpet.

by JP Golf Pro January 14, 2009

spunk rocket

A term used to describe an erect penis, shaped like a rocket and full of semen (spunk)

Suck my spunk rocket

by wez135 December 9, 2007

Spunk on a monk

The act of ejaculating on a bald religious man who lives in a monastery.

Strange person: Right, I'm off to the monastery to spunk on a monk now.

by Rob Heath February 11, 2006

Spunder

Verb: "To Spunder". An act of thunderous ejaculation through aggressive sexual intercourse. Ejaculation is normally accompanied with a primordial roar or scream.

Guy: "Dude I totally spundered all over that slut's face last night. She nearly died"

Guy2: "Narley"

by Zootzimmer February 21, 2009

Splunkerkadoodles!!

Used to express acknowledgement of a minor accident, blunder or mistake.

Well, I missed my exam this morning. Splunkerkadoodles!!

by Hank Schneibler December 12, 2006

brand spankers

Meaning brand new. Aussie slang. Aussies use the term "brand spanking new" to describe something that is fresh out the box.

"Damn peeps have you heard my new stereo?" "Yeah man it sounds brand spankers!"

by $mokin J.O.E October 12, 2007

monkey spunk

monkeys sperm

i couldn't give a flying monkeys spunk

by Anonymous April 23, 2003