dick sprinter

person who, while having intercourse, ejaculates around 2 minutes or under

maria divorced her husband because he was a dick sprinter

by rascist ass mother fucker July 7, 2012

Orange Spritzer

A combination of a reverse redwing and a golden shower.

I was going down on my girl and got a bloody nose, I figured I'd pee on her and make an Orange Spritzer.

by jdman76 February 22, 2015

Diet sprite

A bland-looking white woman who is considered conventionally attractive.

Before he was a pedophile, Woody Allen dated a series of diet sprites.

That fashion show was full of diet sprites.

Jeff is dating a diet sprite because he enjoys power-signaling.

by Fever_dream May 25, 2018

cranberry sprite

The holiest drink created by man through the recipe from niggas

Nigga imma beat yo ass up u don't drink cranberry sprite nigga

by F3rg1e21 December 5, 2018

Chonky spritzer

A person that sprays Lysol and uses Clorox wipes on EVERYTHING because of the corona virus.

Mike keeps spraying everything with Lysol he’s such a chonky spritzer

by Tony braveoly April 6, 2020

blue sprite

A synonym for an alcoholic beverage. Generally euphemistic or comedic in nature.

Person A: What are you drinking?
Person B, intoxicated: Blue Sprite!

by Astroleaf December 28, 2020

Spicy sprite

i dont actually know how sprite can be spicy but if you think that you can leave😍

a piece of shit: "SPICY SPRITE EXIXTS YOU CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE 🤬 "

a normal person "sprite is normal"

by crustyshittypieceofhair April 1, 2021