skoozer

A turtle robber; one who steals turtles.

"where's your turtle dude?"

"some skoozer got it."

by King Dopeness November 5, 2009

spooser

I combination of a spoon and scissor. Usually found at Olive Garden.

We will need a spooser for this salad.

by John Jacob Jinglehimer Smith April 20, 2014

spookery

Religious charms, totems, and/or bric-a-brac people may wear or keep around the house.

That gold crucifix she's wearing is some damn fine spookery.

by Magister Bibendi October 23, 2015

Spooker

A male who prefers men over women sexually due to sheer fear of communication.

Edward:will we chat up those chungwans over there?
Ryan:Yeah sure but what will we do with ben?
Edward:shit he's an absolute spooker ,he will just sit there awkwardly as fuck.
Ryan: Ditch Ben?
Edward: Yeah man.

by GNGLad69 December 10, 2016

Spooner

Spooner, is an Assasin who kills people on the most dumbest ways possible.

Jesse: "Gosh watch out, it's a spooner!

by 360Henriator May 4, 2017

Snoozer

A person, or animal, who likes to sleep during weekdays but wakes up early on weekends.

Gee sweetie, you're are a snoozer.

by hentrygsh June 7, 2018

Spookers

Spookers is a restaurant similar to Hooters with the exception that all the waitresses are big tittied goth girls.

Come on down to Spookers for good eats and hot girls.

by Mr.Diddler March 7, 2019