split ewok

a hairy punani, muff, or beaver

"when I saw her split ewok i near creamed on it"

by glasrauch April 8, 2003

split stump

An exposed ass crack.

Look at that split stump over there.

by damug August 13, 2016

split quad feed

A split quad feed is were you gwet 4 rapid kills and your team mate gets a kill in the process.

i got a split quad feed today i was so mad.

by split quad feed July 31, 2016

Split Loaf

When you wear a thong and shit in your pants and the shit splits in half.

That thong wearing stripper just did a split loaf on stage.

by BBOT5000 March 3, 2018

Split Second

A racing reality show that you can either:
Put a ship down your enemies, crash a plane to eliminate your rivals, detonate a warehouse, cause a landslide, throw a truck, destroy a bridge, fall a chimney, explode a gas station and among others.

The game was created by the same creators of Frozen, Sophia the First, Mickey Mouse and others.

Just how much Split Second spent to make this race?
How many people were killed doing the stunts?

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 10, 2018

Spite Cleaning

A form of passive aggressive behavior, done usually by a roommate, live in significant other, or family member done mostly in the kitchen but also in other cohabitated spaces such as the living room or bed room. Spite cleaning is done for the sole purpose of instilling guilt into another person and allowing the abuser to be mad or rude to the other person. Cleaning is often done in quick, jerking movements and loudly as possible by slamming things or clanking pots, bowls, and dishes. The spite cleaner will also block and prevent others from helping.

I had to take a dump as soon as I was done eating diner and before I was even done wiping I could here my gf stomping around the kitchen and spite cleaning because I should have done the dishes first instead of avoid crapping my pants.

by Kirco January 25, 2021

Splitgate

If Halo and Portal had a baby and it was free to play.

(Play the game, it's fun)

Person 1: Hey! Want to play Splitgate?

Person 2: The Halo x Portal crossover?

Person 1: Yeah, that one.

by APEX was taken... August 5, 2021