BBOT5000's definitions

Split Loaf

When you wear a thong and shit in your pants and the shit splits in half.

That thong wearing stripper just did a split loaf on stage.

by BBOT5000 March 3, 2018

Tapir

An uncircumcised penis.

Look at all the smegma on his tapir.

by BBOT5000 March 3, 2018

Roloff Rugby

When you use a little person as the ball in rugby.

Is Amy (little person) doing a circle jerk of those New Zealander men? Nah, it's just a Roloff Rugby scrum....and wow, what a great kick through the uprights!

by BBOT5000 October 27, 2021

Gaylote

When a man gives another man a handjob until climax, and then proceeds to sprinkle the semen covered penis with some Tajin and cotija cheese. He may also add a squeeze of lime and some cilantro to his liking.

Hey Blain, all these gorgeous LatinX men got me hankering for some Gaylote!

by BBOT5000 October 27, 2021

Capybara

A giant South American rodent with an uncanny resemblance to Jay Z.

Yo, ain't that Jay Z? Nah man, it's a just a Capybara.

by BBOT5000 August 6, 2015

Giant Tomato

Another term for rectal prolapse (i.e., when ones bung falls out from too much anal sex)

Dang look she got a giant tomato from all that anal DP.

by BBOT5000 July 15, 2015