4 definitions by BBOT5000

1

A giant South American rodent with an uncanny resemblance to Jay Z.

Yo, ain't that Jay Z? Nah man, it's a just a Capybara.

by BBOT5000 July 15, 2015

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2

An uncircumcised penis.

Look at all the smegma on his tapir.

by BBOT5000 March 03, 2018

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3

When you wear a thong and shit in your pants and the shit splits in half.

That thong wearing stripper just did a split loaf on stage.

by BBOT5000 March 03, 2018

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4

Another term for rectal prolapse (i.e., when ones bung falls out from too much anal sex)

Dang look she got a giant tomato from all that anal DP.

by BBOT5000 July 02, 2015

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