SPLAG

The act of spamming someone until their computer lags and crashes.

Angad:"Lets play World of Tanks."
Austin:"OK"
Angad:"I'm about to win"
Austin:"Wait I have a present."
Angad:"What?"
Austin:*types SPLAG for 5 hours..."
Angad:"Oh shit!" *computer crashes*

by The Albanian Warrior October 11, 2012

Splack

Noun-form:
Semen; ejaculation aimed at the face and whose namesack is tdrawn from the sound the fluid makes as it hits skin.

Verb: To ejaculate onto someone.

Noun: She is just waiting for my splack.

Verb: I was so annoyed at the infrequency of our sex, that I splacked all over her face.

by Quagbert February 29, 2004

splack

to get in between; sexual act

yo im gonna splack those thighs

by cashmonkey August 8, 2003

Spladgem

Vaginal juices, also known as fanny spladgem. Slightly onomatopaeic as if the woman is wet enough,spladgem is reminiscent of the noise when you enter

Sarah was sat on my lap with no knickers on and when she got up, I was left with Fanny Spladgem all down my leg

by jamfsob August 12, 2003

splag

To vomit, throw up, be sick

I was so bladdered last night I splagged all over my bed

by Helen December 7, 2004

Splacked

Fucked up
Tore up from the floor up.
Twisted
Krunk

Man you're fucking splacked on that shit.

by Fumar August 1, 2008

Splack

A hispanic person who illegally entered the states and acts like a black person. (Spik + Black)

El Jeffe: "Yo dawg where them hoes be, g?"
Chris: "Nigga shut the fuck up and stop actin like a splack!"

by skrilla nilla deala March 4, 2005